My Girlfriend Had A Knee Problem
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My girlfriend in Houston had a knee problem.
- "Which knee is it?" I asked.
- "The left one," she replied.
I immediately sensed it had something to do with ME.
- "What color do you think of when you think of your knee," I continued.
- "Yellow," she said.
- "What male do you have to make a decision about?" I asked.
- "YOU!" she exclaimed. "I have to decide whether I want to be in a relationship with you or not!"
I did a reflexology and Recycling session on her.
I was dancing to the Prism-er of Love "Sonic Colonic" at Swami Nitty-Gritty's Karma Klinic (Adano Ley's Houston clinic) a few hours later when the telephone rang.
"It's for you," Adano said as he handed me the phone.
- "I've decided I want to be in a relationship with you," my girlfriend said.
We talked a few minutes, then I hung up and resumed dancing, but …
My right knee totally gave way and I fell to the floor.
"Yikes!" I thought. "Now I have to decide if I really want to be in a relationship with HER!"
Have you ever had a case of "kid knees?"
The left kidney and the left ear reflex with the left knee, all three indicators of male trauma.
The right kidney and the right ear reflex with the right knee, all three indicators of female trauma.
The "jaw hinge" (TMJ) is a knee reflex and vice versa.
Decision involves choosing one angle out of 360 degrees, and the knee is a hinge joint capable of moving in one plane only, like a door hinge.
A lady injured her right knee after visiting her mother in the hospital.
She said,"Life has brought me to my knees" three times and "Life has cut me off at the knees" one time in the first ten minutes without realizing she was describing her "physical" ailment.
"You're lucky your subconscious believed 'Life has brought me to my knees,' and not your other affirmation," I told her.